HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
Why is there a "permanent press" setting on irons?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
cargo?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
After eating do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting
out of the water?
Can anyone do a decent Rich Little impersonation?
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg and
counting the rings?
Come tax time, can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets?
Did Oedipus call his obsession with his mother a "Me Complex"?
Did old Roman scholars ever have cardigan parties?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4s"?
Do indecisive squids discharge erasable ink?
Do horses ever get together for a game of "penny loafers?"
Do Scottish terriers get Scotch tapeworms?
Do those poker playing dogs own paintings of humans playing fetch?
Do guys who paint the inside walls of art museums suffer from
severe inferiority complexes?
Does distressed leather come from very tense cows?
Does the French militia use Dijon mustard gas?
Has an elephant ever been diagnosed with humanitis?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you display an easel?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his "hands" with
soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
If a Rain dancer were to do the "Twist", would he create
waterspouts?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would
they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there a group, like Alcoholics Anonymous, for people who abuse
acronyms?
If so, what do they call it for short?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is there such a thing as dried fruit flies?
Is it illegal to run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!?"
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?
Should animal shampoo be tested on humans?
Was there a less successful version of Cliffs Notes called
Cliffords Condensed Notations?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese
shredders?
When it rains in the summer, do cotton fields shrink?
When two funeral processions meet at an intersection, how do they
decide who has the right of way?
When a taxidermist stuffs his Thanksgiving turkey, does he leave
the head and feathers on?
When sign makers go on strike, do they carry "blank" picket signs?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to
be thrown away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder
why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Which came first, the chicken salad sandwich or the egg salad
sandwich?
Why do you see pet dogs wearing sweaters, but you never see pet
fish in bathing trunks?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why don't more masked robbers hold up ski lodges?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers
aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Will playing a Satanic message backwards turn a teenager into a
heavy metal worshipper?
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